Advice To Graduates

1. If someone says to you that your high school or college years will be the best of your life, run away from these people as fast as you can.

2. Save money.

3. Yes, your credit actually is important.

4. If you are never fired from a job, you probably won't be a success.

5. "I'm really not sure what to do next" is not a reason to go to graduate school.

6. Don't be one of those people who constantly talks about their grades, athletic success, or anything else that happened in school.

7. If you find yourself in jail, act crazy. The others will stay away from you.

8. Your parents aren't as bad as you think.

9. Working is usually better than not working.

10. To high school graduates: when you get to college, you will meet a lot of assholes. After college too.

11. Move out of your hometown. And if you need/want to stay in your hometown, live some place else first and then come back to it.

12. Dick Sargent was just as good as Dick York.