Bob Sassone

Even Gisele Bundchen Would Like This

We're having a "Super Bowl Week" over at Slashfood, heading into the big game on Sunday.

The John McCain Drinking Game

1. Get a bottle of booze (vodka, gin, or maybe whiskey) and glasses.
2. Watch a John McCain speech on CNN, MSNBC, or FOX News.
3. Every time he says "my friends," take a drink.

You will be drunk before he waves goodbye to the crowd.

Google Exists For A Reason, People

It's amazing how every freakin' blog in the universe says that the title of the new Bond film is awful and terrible and lame and ask "WTF?" and all that, and hardly any of them mention that Quantum of Solace is the title of one of Ian Fleming's short stories.

At The Next Stop, He's Going To Ask Whites If They Have Any Grey Poupon

Mitt Romney makes a campaign stop.

Yeah, But He Was Excellent In L.A. Confidential

Great moments in press junkets:

[via Ken Levine]

I'd Like To Thank Dr. Phil For His Perfect Timing

I have a short (really short) thing in the new issue of Esquire (Johnny Depp cover) part of their annual "What You've Learned" feature. And with Dr. Phil acting even moronic than usual by trying to exploit Britney and her troubles, I'm happy with the timing.

Not that Britney's family is any better for calling him. What, there aren't any therapists in the country that don't have nationally syndicated TV shows?

As If I Don't Already Have Enough Freakin' Sites To Keep Track Of

Suddenly I'm on Facebook, and I'm still not sure why.

Sometimes I Hate My Profession

Jack Black and his wife are expecting a second child, and the AP says "he declined to offer more details."

Declined to offer more details? Like what, the exact day the baby was conceived, where it happened, and what position the couple were in? What else would the press want to know, exactly? Call me crazy, but I think the public already got more information than they're entitled to.

WTF?

I'm A Little Behind In My Movie Watching

Finally watched Borat. Good, not great. Too many scenes that look edited or staged, but the funny parts are truly funny.

The Smell Of Legs

Happy New Year everyone. Instead of some deep, thought-provoking post about what the new year means to me, I thought I'd post this recent entry from the increasingly bizarre world of For Better Or For Worse. It's...bizarre (click on the pic for a better look if it's too small).

What the hell? Yeah, I get that the girl is short and she's surrounded by all these adult legs, but what do legs smell like, exactly? And why is the word in quotes? I guess it's nicer than saying "everything smells like ass."